What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 19:54
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?
Freaks and Cheeks
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What makes outside showers appealing? Why are they not commonly seen?
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is the difference between the terms "Millennials" and "kids"?
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Still no good
I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
How can someone get patrons on Patreon if they are a beginner artist?
Next, they tried...
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives